Conservative humor site IMAO has a post up about the Brattleboro ballot item calling for the indictment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.
Local residents are not surprised by the outcome of the voting. “I used to think Daims was some sort of a kook,” said town-charter-mandated token conservative Barbara Southworth, “but after the success of last year’s ‘Kurt Daims is not a tie-dyed, granola-munching, ponytailed, neo-hippie post-Marxist with a Peter Pan complex and delusions of godhood or a kook, either’ initiative, I have to admit that he’s actually got some pretty good ideas. If I didn’t, they’d throw me in jail.”
A while back, Burlington had a call for a new city slogan. If Brattleboro ever has a contest like that, I vote for “Brattleboro, Keeping the left-wing, kooky Vermont hippie stereotype alive.”
Well, okay, the left-wing, kooky Vermont hippies help, too.
