The Australian Broadcasting Company has an interactive quiz on its website where you can answer lifestyle questions to calculate your carbon footprint and learn at what age you should die (or should have) so that you don’t use more than your fair share of the Earth’s resources.
I should have died at age 12.2.
The good news is that if you are as environmentally friendly as you can be (no car, no meat, use renewable resources for power, buy organic, make ethical investments, etc.), your little pig turns white, floats up in the air, and the message tells you that you can live forever!
Finally, the Church of Global Warming now has a path to eternal life!
Hat tip: Cassy Fiano