My 10-year-son bought a new Nerf gun yesterday. He has been running through the house shooting it, which got old after about 5 minutes. After an hour or so of this madness, I told him that if I saw his gun outside of his room again, I was going to confiscate it for the next week.
A few minutes later, I heard him tell his brother, “Wait, I can’t go out there. Mom said she would confiscate my gun. She’s trying to take away my Second Amendment rights, man!”
I have no idea where he gets this stuff.