Comments on: New York Times Opposes CPSIA Delay http://shesright.org/2009/02/20/new-york-times-opposes-cpsia-delay/ Someone's gotta be right around here. Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:23:06 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Peter Buknatski http://shesright.org/2009/02/20/new-york-times-opposes-cpsia-delay/comment-page-1/#comment-44941 Peter Buknatski Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:25:30 +0000 http://shesright.org/?p=1406#comment-44941 OK--This one's for you, Charity: Yuppies Take Over The Afterlife (a country-western tune) Well we all know how the yuppie scum have regulated us to death from cigarettes to small businesses it's a wonder there's anything left they say it's about the environment but it's really about their lifestyles so when they die they're all going down to Hell and bug the Devil for a while They'll ask him: Hey Mr. Devil do you have a burning permit? we formed an activist committee to have a Vigil at the Bottomless Pit we're gonna organize some change down here our petition will tell you all about it but to start off Mr. Devil can we see your burning permit? then they started networking with the Demons the Devil he was marginalized they got Hitler and Mao and Stalin and all those other dictator guys to help put up some fancy condos a jogging path a co-op and a fitness gym it was too much for the Devil they yuppied the Hell outta Him Hey Mr. Devil let's see your burning permit all that smoke you're making is bad for our health we think it's time for you to quit we're having us a rally we're gonna march and pitch a yuppie fit til you give up and move to someplace else where nobody gives a shit Well the Devil he couldn't take it so he sent all the yuppies up to God and when they all got up to Heaven they gave God a wink and a nod they said hey God we all need a hug we need some spring water and iPods and while we're at it we'd like to know just what exactly is your job? Hey God show us where it's written that you were chosen to run all this? we've been through all this stuff a million times just ask the average American working stiff so we need to make some changes here just for everybody's benefit and to start off God can you show us who signed your God permit? Etc............ Peter Buknatski Montpelier, VT. OK–This one’s for you, Charity:

Yuppies Take Over The Afterlife
(a country-western tune)

Well we all know how
the yuppie scum
have regulated
us to death
from cigarettes
to small businesses
it’s a wonder
there’s anything left
they say it’s about
the environment
but it’s really
about their lifestyles
so when they die they’re
all going down to Hell
and bug the Devil
for a while

They’ll ask him:

Hey Mr. Devil do you have
a burning permit?
we formed
an activist committee
to have a Vigil
at the Bottomless Pit
we’re gonna organize
some change down here
our petition will tell you
all about it
but to start off
Mr. Devil
can we see
your burning permit?

then they started
networking
with the Demons
the Devil he was
marginalized
they got Hitler
and Mao and Stalin
and all those other
dictator guys
to help put up
some fancy condos
a jogging path
a co-op
and a fitness gym
it was too much
for the Devil
they yuppied
the Hell outta Him

Hey Mr. Devil
let’s see
your burning permit
all that smoke you’re making
is bad for our health
we think it’s time
for you to quit
we’re having us a rally
we’re gonna march
and pitch
a yuppie fit
til you give up and move
to someplace else
where nobody
gives a shit

Well the Devil
he couldn’t take it
so he sent
all the yuppies
up to God
and when they all
got up to Heaven
they gave God
a wink and a nod
they said hey God
we all need a hug
we need some spring water
and iPods
and while we’re at it
we’d like to know
just what exactly
is your job?

Hey God
show us
where it’s written
that you were chosen
to run all this?
we’ve been through
all this stuff
a million times
just ask the average
American working stiff
so we need to make
some changes here
just for everybody’s benefit
and to start off God
can you show us
who signed
your God permit?

Etc…………

Peter Buknatski
Montpelier, VT.

]]> By: Peter Buknatski http://shesright.org/2009/02/20/new-york-times-opposes-cpsia-delay/comment-page-1/#comment-44935 Peter Buknatski Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:31:02 +0000 http://shesright.org/?p=1406#comment-44935 The idea IS to hurt small businesses. Who lobbies for this stuff? (behind the scenes) It's like the old sixties quote: "We're going to DESTROY the small business people in order to SAVE them." Shit. What next, get rid of all those paintings that were done with lead based paints? Health Art, yeah. A good NEW YORKER cartoon would be a group of people in front of some masterpiece at MOMA, and the health freak from Vermont (wearing a Save Our Family Farms button) saying: "Is this Masterpiece organic?" We're gonna regulate ourselves into Hell. Then, I guess, we can ask the Devil if he has a Burning Permit. Jesus. Save us from the Safety Conspiracy. I'll bet Hillary's over there giving the Chinese all the new business for kiddies books. Hope they include Chinese lessons. Thank you, Charity, for being on this story. Where's the OUTRAGE from the Left? Oh, that's right, I forgot--they're taking that new 'safe' pill for 'anger management' called Yuppie See/Yuppie Do. Well, I hope some government genius is going to 'recycle' all this lead, ammo's getting expensive. God--what's the next Pentagon budget gonna look like? The idea IS to hurt small businesses. Who lobbies for this stuff? (behind the scenes) It’s like the old sixties quote: “We’re going to DESTROY the small business people in order to SAVE them.” Shit. What next, get rid of all those paintings that were done with lead based paints? Health Art, yeah. A good NEW YORKER cartoon would be a group of people in front of some masterpiece at MOMA, and the health freak from Vermont (wearing a Save Our Family Farms button) saying: “Is this Masterpiece organic?”

We’re gonna regulate ourselves into Hell. Then, I guess, we can ask the Devil if he has a Burning Permit. Jesus. Save us from the Safety Conspiracy. I’ll bet Hillary’s over there giving the Chinese all the new business for kiddies books. Hope they include Chinese lessons.

Thank you, Charity, for being on this story. Where’s the OUTRAGE from the Left? Oh, that’s right, I forgot–they’re taking that new ’safe’ pill for ‘anger management’ called Yuppie See/Yuppie Do. Well, I hope some government genius is going to ‘recycle’ all this lead, ammo’s getting expensive. God–what’s the next Pentagon budget gonna look like?

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